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Fungus Amongus · Mar 22, 2006, 01:26 AM // 01:26

MONK LFG MISSION INVITE ME GOD DAMMIT!

I bet you'd be fun to play with.

Tsunami Rain · Mar 22, 2006, 01:51 AM // 01:51

WTB Echo Nuker, Bonder, Warrior for FoW.

drowningfish999 · Mar 22, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53

gotta go with "LFG" or any form of it that doesn't include the players role/class.

Beau Nolan · Mar 22, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43

When I'm in an area in high demand for Monks and theres a shortage, I generally try to appeal to the Monk's sense of humor rather than insults to select my group rather than others. My favorite lines to use are:

MEDIC!!! We need a Medic Stat!...

*Looks for Monk in area....then finding one, uses their name in next statment...*

Paging Dr. (Insert Monks Name)...Paging Dr. Monk. Dr. Monk is STAT, code Blue urgent.

Anyway...it generally works out better than insults or Spamming GLF MONKS!

Vana The Everyoung · Mar 22, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

Quote:

When I'm in an area in high demand for Monks and theres a shortage, I generally try to appeal to the Monk's sense of humor rather than insults to select my group rather than others. My favorite lines to use are:

MEDIC!!! We need a Medic Stat!...

That has to be the best requesting post I have ever seen. lol
I would join your group, it sounds like you all have a great sense of humour.
It’s a shame more people don’t tri to be as creative in game.

Bob of Maple Ave · Mar 22, 2006, 03:21 AM // 03:21

I saw one today: LF someone to teach me how to 2 man UW--I'll pay half entry fee

Dead Phlox · Mar 22, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31

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Originally Posted by FalconDance

Last week in Ring of Fire, a warrior spamming: "I DO UR MOM, INVITE ME". Oh yeah, that's sure to get people interested. Husband didn't see what he was spamming at first and accepted him only to see the warrior then say, "HA HA GOT A GROUP, LOSERS". He was kicked in the next instant.

I was there...that's so freaky. I was wondering what he was saying before I got there. He kept typing in caps. Oh man, reading that was so freaky.

Ken Dei · Mar 22, 2006, 03:40 AM // 03:40

My favorite line, if I had one, might be:

Alpha-Wammo LFG to heal me after I chug 6 Dwarven Ales and Charge Headfirst INTO EVERY MOB I CAN SEE!

I might actually go try this...

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19

This one is funny

"Exp runner can get this mission done in 5 minutes or your money back"

"Exp runner, never fail a run LFG"

Showa Goji · Mar 22, 2006, 04:34 AM // 04:34

"Monk helping with mission----c/o 2k."

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

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Originally Posted by Showa Goji

"Monk helping with mission----c/o 2k."

lol and the b/o is 10k

Xue Yi Liang · Mar 22, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25

"Experienced group forming. We need 2 monks."

Here's one I used: "7 more slots for mission group. We have a monk."

Silvite · Mar 22, 2006, 06:26 AM // 06:26

I saw one that was "Interrupt ranger LFG: I like long walks on the beach, scented candles, and cuddling"

I get annoyed by all the monks that go to a mission town and go afk, so I will say

"Prot monk LFG, and amazingly I am not AFK! O RLY? YA RLY!"

Tsunami Rain · Mar 22, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01

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Originally Posted by Silvite

I saw one that was "Interrupt ranger LFG: I like long walks on the beach, scented candles, and cuddling"

I get annoyed by all the monks that go to a mission town and go afk, so I will say

"Prot monk LFG, and amazingly I am not AFK! O RLY? YA RLY!"

No Wai!

sorry..couldn't resist.

Skuld · Mar 22, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10

"lfg TO mission"

that annoys me no end.

JiggyFly · Mar 22, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12

The other day I entered into The Wilds mission, since my guild and I were doing it together for another guildie. Just for fun I typed in "UBER LEET NECRO LFG" while waiting for my guild to invite me into the party. Low and behold I promptly received 2 invites, and 2 more shortly after.

At first I thought it was just because I was level 20, but I also shouted it in the desert missions and still received many invites. (also while helping a guildie) I thought it was funny anyways, because I remember how I used to shout well thought out informative group invite shouts to no avail, and here I am typing in capped leetspeak like an idiot and getting my fair share of invites. Life is funny sometimes.

Silvite · Mar 22, 2006, 07:15 AM // 07:15

That says alot about our target audience.

Lex Talionis · Mar 22, 2006, 08:27 AM // 08:27

The best + by far the funniest damn spam of all: "infused + experienced w/mo lfg for FoW/UW"

Some may find it sad, but I think the majority will agree that it is hilarious to no end

ElinoraNeSangre · Mar 22, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33

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Originally Posted by JiggyFly

I thought it was funny anyways, because I remember how I used to shout well thought out informative group invite shouts to no avail, and here I am typing in capped leetspeak like an idiot and getting my fair share of invites. Life is funny sometimes.

I've been trying the polite well-articulated group invite shouts, and I usually get nothing for it, too. It's frustrating; I keep thinking that there's got to be like minded people, but I'm not finding them.

(I'm feeling some frustration about forming groups in general, but that's probably 5 crushing failures in Thirsty River tainting my view.

)

-Eli

Queenie · Mar 22, 2006, 08:36 AM // 08:36

I've seen this one a few times:

WTB NEW ARMOR!

and

WTS armor!